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A small, Catholic university, located in Arlington, Virginia. The university is best known for its warm, friendly, community of people. It's strongest academic programs are business, marketing, fashion, and health sciences. This school also has an exceptionally prestigious graduate degree program. With an active student life, this school has events and social activities very often throughout the school week and weekends.
If you want to know where the best parties are... check out Ostapenko Hall or the Lax House.
Sally: Hey Billy! Where are you going to college?
Billy: Marymount University, of course... The coolest college in Arlington, Virginia.
Sally: Sounds extremely awesome.
Billy: Oh. It is.
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One of the best films since Edward Scissorhands. It contains Beatles songs, talented actors/actresses, romance, sadness, happiness, art, and it is set in a decade where there were things to live for.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.
Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't serve in the United States Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet...
Me: I love Across the Universe!
Friend: Jim Sturgess is hot.
Me: Oh, yes, he is.
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Elsewhere in the world, people stir and mutter curses as dawn shoves them into wakefulness.
But here, friends, we tear home across campus on midnight bicycle treks.
Here we stumble home from Burger King distracted by theories of economics and the way the alcohol in our blood makes the clock tower blur into the stars.
Here we spin our brains like coffee-fueled turbines and blast our computers with chattering keystroke zaps.
Here, essays crack, crumble and landslide into printer-paper torrents as mental reservoirs overflow, burst upon unsuspecting assignments below us, drown them and saturate them and thrash them and stream on.
Elsewhere, people punch their alarm clocks and snooze in the shower. But here we know the dawn as it is: the first signpost of approaching sleep.
Northwestern University. It must be in the air here.
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A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay
Steven Universe is gay.
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One of the most reputable Public Universities in the country that continues to rapidly rise in the rankings. The school is the PERFECT mix between an academically-serious/rigid school and a party school. Very good school for Engineering, Business, Architecture, Sciences and many others things.
It's one of the most affordable Universities in the country and the school is not located in the middle of nowhere like many other SUNY's so you rarely get bored. It's also very diverse and has the highest student-satisfaction of any of the main 4 SUNY University centers. The school bus service is amazing in the daytime but crappy in the evenings and night.
There is three campuses. North/Main Campus is located in the suburbs and is mostly made up of unappealing brick buildings but this is where the majority of the activity is. The South Campus is mostly beautiful historic buildings BUT tasteless tin trailers and handful of fugly 60's soviet-style bldgs ruin the ambience of it. Oh, and there's the Downtown Medical campus that few have actually been to. Thankfully, the UB2020 plan aims to restore beauty to all of the campuses.
CONS:
- In a region with crappy weather
- Many of the older academic buildings don't have cell-phone/data reception.
- Crappy parking for commuters (especially on North Campus).
- Food in Dining Halls is overpriced.
- Crappy internet reception at night in the Ellicott Dorms-{the main dorms}.
Bob- I'm going to _________ College for $45k a year+room and board.
Tom- I'm going to University at Buffalo for $7k a year and then living off campus for dirt cheap.
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Berkely in Montana... with out the education.
I went to the University of Montana, now I smoke weed and live in a studio apartment.
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A small private university in Southern California, commonly known in the area as the U of R. Redlands is known for its great academics, beautiful campus, and surprisingly good parties. Redlands is also renowned for its business, music, and communicative disorders departments. The school mascot is the bulldog.
Redlands is composed of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies, the School of Music, the School of Business, and the School of Education.
"Where do you go to school?
"The University of Redlands."
"Dude, that's awesome. Can I come out to one of your parties sometime?"
"For sure, it's always a good time at a Redlands party."
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