A popular website where ten year old kids come and submit definitions under sexual names. They try and make themselves seem funny, but they really just inspire cringe. On urban dictionary, you can find a sexual definition for all words in the English language and more. If you would like to say sane and break your habit of saying "that's what she said", this site is not ideal. A fun thing to do at parties is to look up your name in this site.
You're browsing urban dictionary? Whatever you do, don't look up Charizard.
The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.
I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.
Urban Dictionary is a great website if you like looking at words.
A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.
*Looks up H*
Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED
Me: Okay, what the fuck.
Dear Urban Dictionary:
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.
"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"