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If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.
One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.
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A geocache placed in an urban setting, as opposed to a forested or mountainous area, such as at coordinates N 49° 16.391 W 123° 11.143
I lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.
lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.
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A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.
I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.
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An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.
"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"
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A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).
Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.
"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."
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The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!
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The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.
The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.
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