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An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back
"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"
Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
Also known as national crippling depression day
Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day
Julian Valentin is one of Bud’s biggest alcoholic’s. He is especially attracted to big things like whales and he’s often of whale safari when he is drinking alcohol. As long as it’s breathing and have two legs he will probably try to penetrate it.
Julian Valentin is being defined as a whale enthusiast
The reason why there is a spike of younger siblings with mid-November birthdays
" My birthday is November 14th"
"Ah, so you were a Valentines Baby"
Lauren Valentine is the beur of the Valentine family
“Jack what is Lauren valentines instagram”
“Laurenvalentinex”
Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.