A Virginia date is when you dare someone to do something and if they don’t do it, they have to suck your penis - But if they do the dare then you have to suck their penis.
Dude, I Virginia Dare you to jump into that fountain!
Damn you did it, now I have to suck your penis.
The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.
Having your sexual partner take laxative after which consuming a can of cream 🌽. When feeling the urge to blow, engage in anal intercourse and here that thing Plunge!
Gave my gf a Virginia Plunger last night, she ain’t shit right since!
When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.
I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle
Don went to his girlfriends appartment and wondered where her roomate was. The girlfriend said that she was busy 'dancing with Virginia'
used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.
Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing