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to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
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An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.
The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.
When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.
Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?
Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.
Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?
Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!
Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".
Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.
"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"
A healthy poop that comes out in the shape of ones intestines.
Hang on honey I have to go pork out a gut waffle.
When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.
"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."
"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."
"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."