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waffle drinker

An insult hurled at a fat dunk woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail.

Shut up you waffle drinker.

by Loxy December 25, 2016

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Ric Waffle

Ric Waffle is an insult used by locals in some towns in the North West of England to describe a person of caveman like appearance. Ric Waffle came into local language thanks to the mythical folklore (see below).

Ric Waffles are thought to be a small group of people that live underground and in caves in the North West of England. It is said that Ric Waffles can sometimes be sighted roaming the hills of Pendle whilst naked, with it also being said that one has a greater chance of sighting a Ric Waffle when there is a full moon.

Ric Waffles are known to only eat young children and supposedly worship the “witches of Pendle Hill”. It is believed that one Ric Waffle may have been integrated into society, with local folklore talking of a Ric Waffle living in the Accrington area (although this has not been confirmed)

Next time you are in the North West of England, hold your children close and pray there is no full moon.

George: “Did you see Ollie today?”

Jake: “No, why?”
George: “Well he looked like a Ric Waffle!”
Jake: “Oh no, protect the younglings!”

by Michael Scarn 01 February 24, 2021


waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

by Leia Nelson May 19, 2005

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Lower Waffle

An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.

The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.

by Litigatrix May 9, 2014


waffle colored

Light-skinned.

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".

by CakeCakeCakeCake October 24, 2013


waffle tax

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

by Rat Genesis August 6, 2007


Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014