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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.

Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.

by Razor Author March 31, 2023


Wallaced

Past tense. To Wallace.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.

I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.

by Dasbrown65 March 10, 2016


Caden Wallace

Caillou

Caden Wallace is a tryhard MLP fan

by 22107 February 14, 2022


Riley Wallace

Just one word... Yes

Are you Riley Wallace
Yes

by rty12345y April 30, 2021


Joshua Wallace

Has the biggest dick out there

Joshua Wallace has the longest dick

by Williammmm6998 September 3, 2022


Keiffer Wallace

A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.

I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.

by MadMacca August 7, 2021


Dylan Wallace

Dylan Wallace is a big fat pedo that idols to be Chaz Phoenix. He is known for having a sister that gets pounded by a big horse cocked man who shall not be named.

Dylan Wallace is such a beast

by Queen Brodie official February 22, 2022