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What you call a bed that 3 guys are sleeping in and the guy in the middle is jerking off one from each side as if he were skiing.
Shit i dont wanna share a bed with Jake anymore, he was dreaming he was at a ski resort again!
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A MMO in development, created by Adam Powell and Donna Williams, former creators of the popular virtual pet site Neopets, which they left in 2005.
It already has a lot of fan based help sites, such as Twin Skies Now and Under Twin Skies.
Twin Skies: Hey, did you know Adam Powell and Donna Williams are creating a new MMO after they left Neopets?
TS Fan: Wow, I gotta check this out!
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TP skiing is when a woman is being triple penetrated and is giving handjobs with both hands
Would you like to come and go TP skiing with my wife
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jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.
-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner
Getting a hand job with no lube.
Yo, Hanna gave me a dry ski at the mall.
There are several kids of ski girls because there are many different types of skiing.
1. Race ski girl- a very smart girl that would never be caught doing anything wrong. She will be both a kiss virgin and a real virgin until she is 20 at least. She also looks like a Jerry on the ski hill because she usually can ski pretty fast but couldn't do a 360 ever. Her best trick is back talking freestyle kids.
2. Big mountain ski girl- a girl who did very well in elementary school but began to experience trouble once she got into junior high. She is generally very attractive and loves skiing the whole mountain but she usually show aversion to race courses and the park. She is also very likely to be willing to make out in the trees and possible let you touch her. She is pretty into parties and will drink but isn't really into drugs. Her best trick is probably a 540 mute grab.
3. Freestyle ski girl- this girl is the craziest girl you'll ever meet. She is crazy she will have sex with any guy she meets he can often be spotted making out with a guy on the chair lift. She loves drugs and alcohol. you can usually find her at parties she will hang out with a lot of big mountain girls and they will all likely have a guy with them. you would never find her talking to a race girl. her best trick will probably be a backflip or a front flip.
1. OMG. Look at that ski racer girl over there talking to her parents complaining about her perfect life.
2. Damn look at that Big mountain ski girl she is hot af
3. I just banged a freestyle ski girl last night it was the best
when you have a naked guy on each side of you and you are simultaneously jacking both of them off it gives the appearence that you are skiing
at the family reunion jill went man skiing with cousin rick and cousin joe