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You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

You were killed by:

An older version of the tag Killed by:

You were killed by: Donna Jones

You are were you deserve to be

Doesn't that type of thinking prove that I was right?

Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."

Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

at least the fries were good

when a situation or experience is terrible, but you sarcastically acknowledge the silver lining

“Hey Scott, how was the movie?” “at least the fries were good.”

“Judy! how was your date?” “at least the fries were good”

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

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