What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says
Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD MEG, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! What the fuck are we doing? We're letting the trannies do what ever they wamt but I have ro pretend I didn't create A.I. That's what We're doing."
Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.
Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?
a more powerful version of "what the fuck" whene you are UTTERLY confused
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE
An exclamation usually said after seeing something unsavory or disturbing.
Gamer 1: "Hey did you see that new Big City Greens Rule 34?"
Gamer 2: "What the fuck is that?!"