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When a white boy's hair is so short and light that every strand is a fly away. This results in a small afro-like hairstyle that is difficult to resolve.
Guy 1: Dude you need a haircut.
Guy 2: Nah, I just got out the shower, rockin' that white boy fro now. It'll be gone in an hour.
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A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.
Oh em gee!! That tall groomer over there is so hawt!!!! He totally has white boy Syndrome 😍
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That guy loves his lattes and bro time. What a basic white boy.
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A basic white boy is a boy who loves sports, most often soccer, lacrosse, or football. They go to the gym pretty often and some may even call it a hobby. They take great pride in their muscles and show them off to get the girls. They sometimes go off on a streak where they try to be artsy or different. They appreciate bro time and like anime nights. They were nikes and adidas and are always wearing sporty clothes if its their choice. The occasional flannel is worn and maybe a polo with stripes. They love college football. Oddly enough they have blue eyes and blonde hair. (Not always the case).
My friends John and Jack were going to soccer practice the other night and saw one of their friends Devon, they called him a Basic White Boy because he was holding a dunkin donuts coffee cup in his hand.
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When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.
See also, 'white guy weird'
"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."
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Psoriasis, that skin condition when you get white flakes and red spots on your skin, very commonly on the elbow.
Dude 1: "Lev Avery-Peckinson, why the fuck is there that gross dead skin rash on your left elbow all the time. Is that white boy ash?"
Dude 2: "Fuck you Greg, its my psoriasis, you dick."
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anyone who likes memes from 2016
that kid, Jim, is such a 2016 white boy
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