A small, usually flat, droopy thing located on the back side of a white woman. It is almost always saggy, and can sometimes resemble the shape of a triangle. Almost always unappealing, these white women try to make up for this shortcoming by paying much attention to their hair. Unfortunately some guys fall into this trap, but they usually are black, have a small penis, or a combination of both.
Tyrone: "yo bruh, why you always datin a sista or a mami?"
Me: "Listen, just because I'm white doesn't mean I cant enjoy a REAL woman?"
Tyrone: "Yo that's foul black, u know ma bitch be white"
Me: "Yeah about that, I though you black boys love you some nice booty"
Tyrone: "We do... but dem white gurlz have nice flat hair"
Me: "Ummmm... yea..... enjoy that.....White Girl Butt"
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Getting so drunk at a party or event that everyone suddenly knows you bc you puked in 2 cars and an uber.
Last night at the MP ball, Villegas got white girl wasted
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Something so Intense and crazy that it surpasses the craziness of a kooky white girl
Erica:Damn my son,Your life is pretty gucci.But mine is white girl crazy
Me:Oh wow,Flocka's life isn't even white girl crazy
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"White girl" is COCAINE!
Rappers are not singing about how much they like "white girls"
They are talking about how much white they can sell.
White girl rap is:
"You know we keep dat white gurl , Christina Aguilera"
White girl rap means: Were on deck, come get some coke.
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A White Girl Storyβ’ is a story that has a beginning and and end, but no real climax. Bonus points if they start stating facts that have nothing to do with the story.
Tiffany: So four years ago on a Saturday someone cut me off
John: What a White Girl Storyβ’
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Anything thats supposed to be sporty but has a small 6 cylinder engine.
Most notably the v6 mustang, V6 camaro, and Pontiac G6.
Other notable examples are any fiat, or mini cooper, VW beetles, hyundi veloster and kia soul.
"Hey bro come check out my sick new mustang"
*pops hood*
"Aw its only a V6 you got the white girl car"
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The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
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