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The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian
imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby
An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
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A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"
"12 inches"
Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"
Watch out, Major Johnsons about
Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick
Give it to me mason johnson
A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
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