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the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure
john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked
This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.
Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."
Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."
One who expresses love towards male genitalia
The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.
A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty
Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>
"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"
"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
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