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A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.
There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!
Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler
I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy
It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?