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Karen's only chance of getting married at here age was to find a divorced giy. I'm glad she found some reclaimed wood.
Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.
Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung
when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy
i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood
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Having or possesing a larger then average penis. Usally meaning your hung like a horse, or it tickles your knee, or you even have to tuck it in your sock.
Damn that boy jimmy smith has a big wood. And god damnit i wanna blow it a couple of times! :o)
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Why would you search this in urban dictionary?
A Terraria boss lol
Hey Mike you are a Mourning wood
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When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.
A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.
When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.
When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.
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The action of smoke a Backwood cigar. Typically when the phrase is used it is implied that the individual is not smoking the tobacco in the cigar, instead they fill it with their marijuana.
Him - Yo lets get a pack of woods and spark.
Her - Since when do you smoke Backwoods?
Him - I smoke a wood a day with the loud pack from Pablo from down the block.
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