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Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
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The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.
John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".
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Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.
Antonym of "Sausage Fest"
- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)
“Man, I must be the only guy at this party, it’s an Axe-Wound Extravaganza! ”
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similar to bearded taco; indicating the female genitalia.
cunt
she sat on my face with her large furry axe wound - it was great!
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Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.
Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
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A way of saying "get over it" but in a more nasty way.
I don't care about that, the wound has healed with the whole Germany-Jews thing.