Xbox One

Microsoft's next game console, successor (or possibly loser) to the Xbox 360.

Xbox One: I'm going to beat PS4 into the ground!
PS4: Wonder if it can get viruses....

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xbox player

an xbox owner who grinds on every game 24/7 and is still terrible

jerry:oh no an xbox player joined our lobby.
mark: don’t worry his battery gonna die soon

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xbox live

a hive of scum and villainy

"OH YEAH I KILLED YOU. TEA BAG TEA BAG!"
"I AM THE LORD OF XBOX LIVE!"

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xbox-scene.com

The world’s greatest and largest source for Xbox related information, including software hacks, modchips, tosp flashing and tons more.

noob: I want to mod my Xbox, how do I do that?
Xbox expert: go read the tutorials at Xbox-scene, dumbass!

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Xbox 360

1. Microsoft.
2. The only game system possible of killing with the RROD.
3. The system that spazzes when you put it vertically.
4. The system in which Halo 3 was released, making it almost the best system, in which the PS3 was claimed to "Pwn it hard"
5. A game system that Bill Gates used some of his $57.5 billion to make
6. The system that people are filing a lawsuit against.
7. YOU DIE!

1. "Mommy i got an Xbox 360 from my friend"
"Good job. Microsoft"
2."AHHH RED RING OF DEATH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! (*Grabs sledgehammer*) destroys the xbox 360
3. "I will try my Xbox 360!!! (*CHHHHHH*) aw damn it my Xbox ruined Call of Duty 4.
4. "Lets play halo 3!" Other Kid: "Let's play Guitar Hero for ps3!" Halo 3 kid gets shot, and sony removes his body from the premises, therefore stating that ps3 was good.

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Xbox one

the best game system ever. buy it, you can play xbox 360 games on it and that is cool it is the best game system ive had, ive had a wii, xbox 360 and a ps4, and the two xboxs where the best.

dave, phil, im getting a xbox one
phil, thats a good choice, we can play fortnite and battlefield 1 together
phil, dave you will love your xbox one

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Broken Xbox

A raw, stinging rectum, usually the result of a hot curry or other rich food. The name alludes to the red ring of death seen on faulty Xbox360 games consoles.

That vindaloo was a bad idea, I'm nursing a 'broken xbox' this morning

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