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GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

by EL G September 26, 2014


Street Yoga

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.

Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!

by Tooncez April 2, 2024


Street yoga

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.

Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.

by Tooncez April 3, 2024


yoga jeans

jeans that are waaaay too skinny.

-man these new rappers can't claim to be a G

-true, not with them yoga jeans

by om8d June 5, 2018


now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

ugh shes such a bitch”

anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020