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inviting someone to give you oral sex
ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
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ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy
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Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!
Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?
You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?
1👍 2👎
A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.
I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.
3👍 12👎
wen a guy cums all over ur face and u swallow...
i want u to stuff my face, bob... come on... do it...
9👍 54👎
A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
200👍 100👎
A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
200👍 100👎
A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
200👍 100👎