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Nonsense slang used to confuse old people
Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?
the day in which the Mason White 8th grade team absolutely demolishes Ridge and there record comes too 2-4, putting them on track to end the season 4-4
yo it’s october 5, why aren’t you happy?
because mason is gonna destroy us
National give your boyfriend balls today
Person 1: hey, it’s October 5th
Person 2: so?
Person 1: you have to give me your balls today
When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.
Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)
The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”
-made by @aqua the dino
“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”
When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.