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apple bottom jeans are jeans with the shapes of apples on the behind; also a song
Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER
Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers
The Adam's apple of a transgender woman
"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."
when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!
Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
when you’re just guessing or assuming
*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples