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A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.
Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.
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Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
To rock out with your cock out, relax. Usually said between men, when nobody is around.
"hey brhaody is around, we have the fight on and our Redbulls in hand-picked time to let yo banana hang out.
anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'
Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot
(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!