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A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe
Grady, you are a douche freight train
A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
(verb)
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
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One of the best interviewers on television today. He appears on the show "MXC" (most extreme elimination challenge).
This man is very in-depth with his conversations, and can do it with great humor. He puts any other "on field" sportscaster to shame.
Guy le Douche should have recieved an award for his stellar interview with the lady on the "meat handlers" team.
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A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).
Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.
a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
Tim you are annoying the fuck out of me you fawking douche-o-potamus. Buyaa!!!
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Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)
Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
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