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putty in sb's hand

to be easily controlled by someone!

she's like putty in your hands.(putty in sb's hands.)

by Angel0987654321 July 21, 2018


Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.

Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017


Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2011


Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 15, 2016


Hitler was right-handed

A phrase which makes Jews get butthurt.

A poll of 6 million people found that most people believe Hitler was right-handed.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

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8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

by Monkey Business 909 March 6, 2017


Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011