the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!
5π 9π
Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Carl-βUr mom gayβ
Carlos-βUr dad lesbianβ
Carl-βUr granny trannyβ
Carlos-βJesus gay his dadβ
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70yearsβ
3π 6π
the coolest way to say "ipod touch"
-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone
6π 15π
To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
19π 68π
Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.
John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"
James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"
John Belushi: "THE BAND!"
James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"
James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"
John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
65π 7π
Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!
31π 3π
Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!
Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!