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At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.
hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die
a cotton jin who drinks jingerale and wants to go to MIT even though it's MID.
Yo lil bro MITter freak jin cho the night is still young and the jinger bread man is still on the run.
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My sweet lil baby boy. His name is Andrew. His last name? I’m not telling. I hope it’s my last name one day tho. I actually couldn’t ever ask for anyone better.I’m so in love with him now and I just fall more in love with him every day. He doesn’t even know his worth and he doesn’t even realize how much he means to me or anyone else. All I can say is he’s worth so much more than what he says he is. I’ve never met someone so sweet and funny and handsome and loving in my life. I tell him every day but somehow he still forgets. Andrew. I love you. Be my sweet lil baby boy for the rest of my life. Be with me forever my love. We’ve had some ups and downs and I feel like we’ve had our fair share of downs and through it all is still choose you. Every day. And I will. Everyday. As long as I’m here. Remember how special you are and how much you mean to me always, okay? I’m so thankful that you walked into my life when you did bec idk if I’d be here rn with you if you didn’t. You didn’t just heal what’s broken inside of me. You fixed me. You fixed my heart. You showed me that I am worthy of love and that I should be cared for. You’ve done more for me than you even know baby. Again. I love you so much. ❤️
I love you so much my sweet lil baby boy 💕
A+B <3
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IF SOME BITCH CALL U THAT GET ON THEY UGLY ASS AND GO OFF ON THAT UGLY ASS BITCH
He told me me I was a lil dirty ass indian bitch and I kept calling me and insulting me then I was like wait hold on.......THAT LIL BITCH TGINK HE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME,OH HELL NO.
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What the asian girl who wants to marry an american citizen said on the mtv show Parental Control
I'm a hustla I'll do anything to make a lil green" (rubs fingers together in the universal sign for makin' a lil green)
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ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb
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A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.
Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?
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