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The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"
A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.
Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere
When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham
That looked like a good ham sandwich