Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies
You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.
Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not
Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook
Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.
Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head