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De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"

Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?

by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024


Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023


Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).

My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.

by N8-2d2 January 27, 2024


Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020


Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 24, 2021


Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023


cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 26, 2022