Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

dad

are you back!

Dad: im going to buy the milk

never comes back

Dad

Not found

Ur either adopted or fatherless its because ur dad didnt want a child but the horny killed him or he just went to bring milk and never came back cus ur a loser

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

Dad

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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad