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The act of putting a female on her back, spreading and holding her legs apart in the air, and stomping on her vagina.
Last night I gave Betty the Mexican Gas Pedal. Today she couldn't even walk. It was chill.
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When you place a "Free On Curb" ad on craigslist and time the barrage of Mexicans that will come sprinting in your direction to claim your free shit.
I had an old TV that I put up on Craiglist for free and the Mexican Drag Race to my yard was incredible
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the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity
john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade
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A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
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the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.
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When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.
Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.
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A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.
In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.
Why's that?
'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!
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