Dad

Guy1:Something you don't have.

Guy2:LMAO

My dad left me!

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

Dad

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad: