The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs
Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?
I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.
Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.
A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.
“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
“CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”
You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world
Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch
When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
When four niggas gangbang a white chick
Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!