Tom

Tom is the best at mario kart.

Especially when he love the runs and the tableau

"Omg i'm such a tom at mariokart"
"Yeah ur good."

Tom

Tom is very gullible.

“Tom is very gullible, he believes everything I say”

Tom

he's a bit gay and can often be quite lankey with many spots. if you meet a tom you will have to tilt your head up

oh, he's so tall, he must be a Tom

Tom

The best guy in the world and equals the power of god and anime

Tom: Im the best guy on earth and have the power of god and anime

Tom

Tom is a guy with a 10-inch Cock and Makes 300k a month.

Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower