when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’
Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’
An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.
Tom Attrill is an absolute unit.
Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.
Hey where's (insert random person here)?
Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.
A werid man who if he is not out finding his dad he is on a table simping for a girl who doesn’t like him. If you confront this man on what he is doing you won’t get far because he will speed of on his sisters wheelchair. Rumour has it this man’s father ran away as soon as he realised Tom Denman looked like a lanky Troy tynnan
A tom frank is the type of guy who will ask you out and then ditch you to have sex with someone else.
I got tom franked last night I caught him in the room with someone else.
He's like fire and ice and rage! He's an amazing person. An absolute bloody legend who is best mates with a Benjamin Padgett. He loves video games.