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Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021


tom stian

Tom stian is actually a girl

Person1: damn boo

Tom stian: girl**

by Madboi3000 August 29, 2019


Tom Attrill

An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.

Tom Attrill is an absolute unit.

by Noah Sleiman October 23, 2023


Tom Brokeoff

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation, usually not a good thing. Usually at the expense of others and without one's knowledge.

Hey where's (insert random person here)?

Oh he Tom Brokeoff on us again.

by daddyklondike June 03, 2022


Tom Denman

A werid man who if he is not out finding his dad he is on a table simping for a girl who doesn’t like him. If you confront this man on what he is doing you won’t get far because he will speed of on his sisters wheelchair. Rumour has it this man’s father ran away as soon as he realised Tom Denman looked like a lanky Troy tynnan

Tom Denman is such a weirdo

by Kendo dd January 22, 2022


tom frank

A tom frank is the type of guy who will ask you out and then ditch you to have sex with someone else.

I got tom franked last night I caught him in the room with someone else.

by Fuckboy2015 January 27, 2015


Tom Shaw

He's like fire and ice and rage! He's an amazing person. An absolute bloody legend who is best mates with a Benjamin Padgett. He loves video games.

He's a Tom Shaw.

by Green_Wolf January 21, 2019