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i dont fuck with you go kill yourself
i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie
When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through
Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie
You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine
Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)
The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.
“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”
Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.