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Car go purr aahahha

Car is fat, orange, like lasagna.

I like cars

samesies
*insert image of cat*

by vixintoriq May 29, 2024


car

The Car, which is also known as a Whip, Hooptie, or Panda, is used both for transportation and to convey thr status of one's standing within society. The car has proven useful for picking up Ho's, sharing one's music with the world around them, compensating for undersized appendages, or heading to the local drive-in for a bit of nookie. Around the world, each nationality has imparted it's own strengths and uniqueness to various renditions of the car and continued to push the boundaries of innovation. Latin America continues to show us that the term 'vehicle capacity' is only limited by one's imagination. The Chinese continue to break the limits of vehicle safety features as they unravel the mysteries of the turn signal. Rural communities have redefined vehicle valuation practices by emphasizing ride height; limiting payload only to the size of one's belt buckle; and producing black clouds of smoke in quantities that would make a power plant jealous. Inner city groups have advanced hypnotic, centrifugal wheel configurations that may unlock the secrets of both alternative power and time travel; vehicle portability; and security features - all while creating an underground, secondary market where the price of a vehicle is often defined solely upon the valuation of its blades (or rims). The car is arguably one of the greatest modern marvels of our time. Since its birth more than 100 years ago, one can only wonder what the next 100 years will entail.

Jim Bob's car is impressive and huge, though it gives the impression that he is insecure with the size of his package.

by BoogieFlake February 17, 2018


Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.

I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.

by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022


car

A 4-wheeled vehicle that is powered by an engine (needs fuel, ofc) and can carry a small number of people and also goes vroom vroom

I know a guy who owns a car

by Rhoddium November 26, 2021


car

Yeah
Yeah
Real Rx
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her nigga in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit

car

by realrx November 4, 2022


car

synonym for cat

My orange car just got the braincell.

by IIINPIII March 19, 2024


car

a place you and your girlfriend can fuck

dude why the fuck my mama is in your car

by j-dealer June 26, 2017