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Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

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national eat all furries day

april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can

*sees a furry in public*

person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*

by yes this is very cool October 18, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

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Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole

A gracious greeting between two gentleman of high social standing. Notably referring to whites only. When referred by different skin colors the phrase is altered, ex: Blacks, Eat My Fat *BLACK* Bootyhole. This is not racist as the alteration of the phrase is just its nature. Can also be insult against strictly straight males, but only when the other is also straight so its funny cause if he was gay, that be fucking gay, miss me wit that gay shit, nigga. Can be a sign of love between two homies, when used like this there is no alteration for skin colors.

Ex 1: "Hello, Mr. President, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Eat My Fat Stanky asshole as well, Mr. Reeves."
Ex: "Yo my nigga Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole." "Nigga, you gon make me cry, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole, too."
Ex 3: "Im not gay, but Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Im straight so im offended!"

Ex 4: "Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Wtf bro thats gay."

by BillCosby6911 May 9, 2018

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Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.

We've got Intersex Bass! Google it! We're next!

What do we do about it?

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

by gearhead78 July 7, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

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Stupid runny pancake eating bastard

A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.

"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."

by Mom makes the best pancakes October 23, 2008

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