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Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
3👍 6👎
the coolest way to say "ipod touch"
-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone
6👍 15👎
To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
19👍 68👎
Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.
John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"
James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"
John Belushi: "THE BAND!"
James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"
James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"
John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
65👍 7👎
Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!
31👍 3👎
Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!
Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini
Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!