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When the male genitals are in the anal cavity of another person and it is so tight that your genitals get stuck
man her asshole was so tight my dick god stuck i got king arthured
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King: a Ruler , Lord, God..
Acre: An measurement of time, used primarily in rural areas.
King Acre: to be a Ruler of an measurement of time,.. your time,.. your life.
Be King Acre!
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The king of coochie😫 otherwise known as Matt
Matt is the literal coochie king
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Generally, sun kings are determined by their names and their mother language must be different from their nation's, because no one understands the sun king. also has the power to influence nature and weather. always tries to prove the impossible, the sun king is the boy who flew close to the sun and replaced the wax that kept his wings on with glue.
a: you know when i get depressed, the clouds cover the sun and it begins to rain.
b: could be coincidence, relax bro
a: yea but the weather was destined for clear and sunny, and now its dark and cloudy.
b: so?
a: cant have the plants perish, 7 days maximum.
b: is that like a commandment or something?
-a week later-
b: yo wtf can i get the sun back? its so gloomy i cant take it anymore
a: yea, told you im the sun king
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someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay
C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.
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Doing something epic in the classiest form possible
"man, im hailing to the king on your mom."
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un tipico matematico noob q juega rs, y hace q sabe todo y es mas emo q todos les. dice a todos emo..el es king kafres.. el mas emo de todos
miren omg es king kafres el rey de los emos y es co-lead de LS
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