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Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda
Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give
Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
Phrase used at the workplace to explain why a particularly stupid, out of scope, or dubious change must be made to a project, because it was handed down by a higher level manager with little understanding of the repercussions. Refers to the corner offices that most clueless managers tend to have.
Worker: You do realize that we've been working on this for 3 months, building it out as it was planned, and now you're asking us to completely change it? We've gone from 90% done to 10% done in 60 seconds.
Middle Manager: Hey, what can I tell you? It came from the corner.
When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter
noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment
noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch
alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money
random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....
the best character in omori, also one of the most underrated characters. mari is a caring, mother like character who is always there for her friends. omocat refers her as ‘the glue that holds the group together’ she may seem perfect from the outside but inside is a perfectionist, mari feels the need to be perfect all of the time.
imo mari is underrated because she is always the last to sell out and she’s never anyone’s favourite character. mari is sooo underrated and needs more love
person 1: hey whose your favourite character, like favourite character of all time?
person 2: mine is madoka kaname, i love her so much!! how about you?
person 1: mari from omori, the best character to have ever existed