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little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 28, 2014


monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude February 26, 2018


Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021


Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019


Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.

Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day

by CatDog09 September 8, 2021


No Pants Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November 26th people can't wear pants

No pants Tuesday

by Unkn0wn26 November 26, 2024


Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.

You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.

by JacketPants January 7, 2020