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John Kerry

One of the greatest idiots of our time. He got royally owned by Bush in 2004, and rightly so. It`s sad how many people actually thought he should have won the election. Thank GOD he conceeded, not like Sore-Loserman.

"I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan."

by Larry Murray March 11, 2005

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john kerry

The only really good thing John Kerry ever did was serve in Vietnam congrats and thank you Mr. Kerry however, he was not fit to lead this country. He was for the war in Iraq until half way through his campeign for Democratic nomination and he saw that other Campaigners against the war had higher ratings. He flipped flopped on everything and it was hard to know where he stood/stands. Bush may not be the best but he was the less of the two evils.

Dem.- I'm voting for John Kerry!!
Rep.- Why!?!?!
Dem- Ummmm He fought in a war!!!
Rep.- So did my uncle but no ones making him president.!!!

by sowhatnow April 18, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 255๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cena

The awesomest WWE superstar who can 5-Knuckle Shuffle and Attitude Adjustment (or AA) anyone and can ruin lives for you if you mess w/ him. By the way, Miz, You're......STUPID & U SUCK! Randy Orton'll RKO u and you'll be hurtin' then he'll punt u! and Dolph Ziggler, UR NOT ALL THAT! And Vickie is so ugly! What do u see in her?!? If it wasn't for CM Sucks & the Nexus, U would be dropped on ur ass and AA'd!

I saw John Cena whoop Dolph Ziggler so bad.

by Ucan'tCme123456789 January 1, 2011

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john cusack

The single most creepy and sinister man to ever walk the planet. He is evil and he can't be trusted. Many are devoloping a fear of him called "Johncusaphobia". Don't fall for his manipulitive actor ways. He has a weird shaped mouth too.

I would rather go on a date with leatherface, who is less creepy than John Cusack.

by K.Sparrow October 27, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Mayer'ing

Feigning the appearance of being sell-out. Bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. Also applies in any situation where one is temporarily sacrificing their core tastes/values/talents (Room for squares) in pursuit of greater art/good/reward (JMT Try!, JM w/ BB king, JM w/ ?love). Be warned, one who is John Mayer'ing risks taking a hit to their reputation that may never be overcome.

Antonyms: Avril Lavigne, Dr. Phil, Carson Daly.

-See John Mayer
-Also see, Justin Timberlake
-Dude its cool, I'm just John Mayer'ing when I watch Desperate Houswives every Sunday night with my girlfriend. I always get sweet sweet lovin after its over.

by dloew February 1, 2009

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John Taylor

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

by JBLC August 29, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


john king

something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)

bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''

by thegirls July 9, 2009

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