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an airy fart. when your butthole blows a kiss it can be described as a “cocoa butter kiss”
“what’s that smell”
“it’s alright man, i just blew you a cocoa butter kiss”
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When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
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The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)
Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"
*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*
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A delicious dish comprised of bread with special butter, "Nutter Butter."The butter must be warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds and the fucked and ejaculated in. The Nutter Butter is then spread on the sandwich with the penis or vagina that prepaired the special butter.
Girlfriend: Honey whats for dinner?
Boyfriend: *Grunts* I'm making you a nutter butter sandwich ;)
GF: OMG my fav
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when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.
bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.
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A girl who puts peanut butter on her vag and makes her dog lick it off.
CharlieBrook is a peanut butter bitch.
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