moose juice

another way of saying coffee, used in kansas

hey marty, hook me up with some moose juice eh?

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jungle juice

the semen of a black man especially when in a white woman

"yeah baby, show me my jungle juice seepin' out of ya!"

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goof juice

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.

Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.

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Happy Juice

Noun-Used to refer to high grade prison alcohol or hooch produced inexpensively and in bulk.

Hey Dan-o! when are you going to make more happy juice?

Hey pass me the two liter of happy juice.

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cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

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Pimp Juice

1.(n)The semiclear reddish fluid that oozes from the pore of a freshly popped pimple

Jenny: Mom! Taylor left pimp juice all over the mirror again!

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spilling the juice

Kissing; making out

Sorry we are late, my girlfriend and I were spilling the juice.

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