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morgan: omg guys do you know what day it is?
blake: it’s devon’s birthday because she was born on november 24th
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Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck
Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day
Really bc I don’t give a fuck
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shag your best friend day
if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up
hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day
hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways
jonathan: me too lets go ;)
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National bring your pet to school day
Student- I brought my pet today!
Teacher- what?
Student- it is November 16th
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November 14th is the day you get to tickle your friend Sam,to death.
Dean: "Aye sammy, its November 14th"
Sam: "oh shit"
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Everyone who’s parents had sex on Valentine’s Day has this birthday and might be a mistake.
What’s Becki’s birthday
November 14th
Oh she’s a Valentine’s baby then
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the absolute coolest, most gorgeous, and funniest people are born this day. seriously, i wish i was joking. these people are incredibly loyal and lots of fun to be around. they also have one of the top 10 most rare birthdays. celebrate being a sagittarius! it’s also national parfait day, thanksgiving occasionally, and blasé day.
haley: ayyo what day is today?
paul: it’s november 25, my birthday
haley: omg that makes total sense that you were born today
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