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short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend
*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"
david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am
Homie 1: what are you doing bro?
Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?
1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
To leave for a long period of time.
Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later
David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch
When david talks you just say shut up fatty