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Person 29 has Person 0 as his only friend in his entire life, he watched Person 0's death and decided to avenge him
Person 29: SOMEONE KILLED PERSON 0???
Person 29: I WILL DEDICATE MY WHOLE LIFE TO AVENGING HIM!!!
Later that week the police found Person 28 dead on the floor, Person 29 isolated himself in the woods trying to not get caught by the police
Said to only show up on leap day.
Yeah that's it really
Person 15: Where's Person 29? I need to talk to him
Person 13: You just missed your chance. You have to wait 46 more months :P
Person 15: NOOOOOOO-
The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.
Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr
Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring
He's mad because he's not Person 30
Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
On November 9th, you can throw a short person.
Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!