they aren't playing with a full deck

When adults have mental issues, whether diagnosed, or gone undiagnosed, that lead them to act out erratically, or not like a logical, pragmatic individual.

Example: "they aren't playing with a full deck."

Damien: I ain’t going after nobody! They are fully grown adults. If they choose to go out that door, mad, or whatever, so be it.

Jimmie: Well, they may be fully grown adults, but…

Felicity: (Cutting her father, Jimmie, off). But they aren’t playing with a full deck.

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play

A live-action PlayStation advertisement featuring many video game characters, including Nathan Drake from Uncharted, Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy XIII, and more. The was the commercial who showed us that game companies can give characters souls, but it's the players that can make the characters into heroes.

Person 1: Have you guys seen the Micheal - PS3 Long Live Play ad?
Person 2: Yeah! It's amazing!
Person 3: Honestly, it's one of the best video game commercials ever.

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

masc playing

when a masculine lesbian plays with a girls feelings, leads her on, then dips like those 6 months never happened

friend: hey! what happened between you and thatt one girl?
me: oh, turns out she was masc playing me !

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.