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Yo dawg, I finally did it! I finally started punching the butt with my boyfriend!
When you let an asian man eat your ass
Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
what girls do when they are alone and in need of a man
Dude I just walked in on your sister. She was totally punching the bunny
Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory
Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?
The act of having sex with a woman with a yeast infection.
"I was punching the dough with Tayla last night, if you know what I mean."